Holy crap! On Friday March 11 Woodland is going to be blessed with the fuzzy, punky, thrashy sound of the legendary HARD-ONS. Formed 30 years ago, Ray Ahn and Peter 'Blackie' Black (and currently Peter Kostic) have been pumping out sugar-coated pop, punk and metal scorchers pretty much continuously since then - and they're nowhere near quitting yet. Officially Australia's 'most commercially successful independent band' with sales of over 250,000 records (ain't Wikipedia grand?) The Hard-Ons recently released the spectacularly-titled "Alfalfa males once summer is done conform or die", a 40-minute, 19-song explosion of in-your-face Hard-Ons man mousse. Make sure you're there on Friday March 11 when the trio give Woodland a taste of their peerless high speed electric fuzz.